2-day Underwear

The staff & I have heard so many statements/excuses on how patients justify overwearing their contacts that we recently decided it would be funny (to us anyway) if we used those same arguments to justify overwearing our underwear.

I just keep wearing them until they're uncomfortable.

I have "2-day" underwear.

I wear my brother's underwear. We share. Especially colored underwear.

I hardly ever change my underwear unless they start bothering me. I know when it's time.

Do I really have to wash my underwear? Can't I just soak them in water?

I can't afford to be buying underwear all the time...what's *THE CHEAPEST* underwear I could POSSIBLY have?

If my underwear feels like something is in there, can I put it in my mouth to clean it?

There are different SIZES & kinds of UNDERWEAR!!?? I thought they were all the same.

I buy my colored underwear at the flea market.

I want the underwear that you never have to change.

Sometimes my underwear gives me a rash, when that happens I can still wear it, right? I don't have to change it, do I?

I ran out of new/clean underwear a few months ago, so I just made this final pair last.

My old doctor told me I can wear my underwear twice as long as they're supposed to be worn. That's ok, right?

What size & material of underwear do I have on, you ask? Uh, I don't know...Hanes.

I got a rash from never changing my underwear & so I started changing them faithfully every day. But as soon as the rash is gone I can go back to wearing them all the time & never changing them again, right?